Top 10 things I would never do

10.16.34pm GMT Wed 29th Nov 2006

Colin Ross

Duncan Borrowman has tagged me (like being back in school this Internet thing!) I have to list ten things I would not do, so here goes:

I would never:

1. Knowingly leave a light bulb on when it really should be turned off - ask those that have the misfortune to live with me or have endured living me in the past!

2. Knowingly use more water than is necessary

3. Knowingly cause physical pain to any living being

4. Knowingly buy any Nestle products (which can be quite difficult)

5. Knowingly buy anything that helps oppressive regimes (okay I get to choose how to define oppressive)

6. Vote in a reality television programme ever again

7. Vote for the BNP or any equally odious political party6. Get taken for a complete mug again, it happened once

8. Sit back and see any of my friends taken for a compete mug

9. Forget where I have come from

10. Vote in a reality television programme ever again

10. Vote for the BNP or any equally odious political party

That was actually far more difficult that I thought. I am supposed to tag ten others now but can't really be bothered now - if you fancy doing it do it and tell me.

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